Evidently, if this hot blond chick opens her mouth just a little wider and is able to swallow the new mind-blowing long and juicy mayonnaise laden seven incher from Burger King, it’ll blow her mind.

yes and those handsome Moors all in white and turbans like kings asking you to sit down in their little bit of a shop and Ronda with the old windows of the posadas glancing eyes a lattice hid for her lover to kiss the iron and the wineshops half open at night and the castanets and the night we missed the boat at Algeciras the watchman going about serene with his lamp and O that awful deepdown torrent O and the sea the sea crimson sometimes like fire and the glorious sunsets and the figtrees in the Alameda gardens yes and all the queer little streets and pink and blue and yellow houses and the rosegardens and the jessamine and geraniums and cactuses and Gibraltar as a girl where I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down Jo me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.

Chastity Bono is undergoing a sex change and becoming a man, her publicist announced Thursday. The gender-swap process began shortly after Bono’s 40th birthday in March and more than a decade after she came out as a lesbian. The newly christened Chaz, the only child of singing duo Sonny and Cher, will have gender reassignment surgery, according to Us magazine.

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