July 10th, 2009
During his recent visit to to France for a series of meeting designed to combat global warming, it was President Obama’s own er temperature that seemed about to rise. And neither does this interest in European climes seem an isolated event.
No doubt it was hard on the president being away from his loved ones. And although I’m sure he remains assiduously committed to saving the planet, it’s somewhat unclear what sort of emissions he’s hoping committed to reduce.
Anyway, what better time than the G8 to re visit the Weasels prescient Bulldoze the Moon, a paean to the Earth Mother Gaia, and not at a vulgar and tawdry song about how much we like women’s asses.
Enjoy a free download: Bulldoze the Moon
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June 25th, 2009
Evidently, if this hot blond chick opens her mouth just a little wider and is able to swallow the new mind-blowing long and juicy mayonnaise laden seven incher from Burger King, it’ll blow her mind.
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June 16th, 2009
yes and those handsome Moors all in white and turbans like kings asking you to sit down in their little bit of a shop and Ronda with the old windows of the posadas glancing eyes a lattice hid for her lover to kiss the iron and the wineshops half open at night and the castanets and the night we missed the boat at Algeciras the watchman going about serene with his lamp and O that awful deepdown torrent O and the sea the sea crimson sometimes like fire and the glorious sunsets and the figtrees in the Alameda gardens yes and all the queer little streets and pink and blue and yellow houses and the rosegardens and the jessamine and geraniums and cactuses and Gibraltar as a girl where I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down Jo me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.
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June 12th, 2009
Chastity Bono is undergoing a sex change and becoming a man, her publicist announced Thursday. The gender-swap process began shortly after Bono’s 40th birthday in March and more than a decade after she came out as a lesbian. The newly christened Chaz, the only child of singing duo Sonny and Cher, will have gender reassignment surgery, according to Us magazine.
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June 8th, 2009
According to alleged journalist Evan Thomas, President Obama is “standing above the country, above – above the world, he’s sort of God.”
To which servile puke Chris Matthews replied “Amen.”
So there you have it. He who was dead is risen. Film at eleven.
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May 18th, 2009
What is it with Democrats and plagiarism? Doris Kearns Goodwin. Molly Ivins. Mike Barnicle. Ward Churchill. And now everyone’s favorite aging sluttard Maureen Dowd. Modo’s Sunday column began predictable enough, by mentioning her bete noire Dick Cheney, for whom she blames for everything from the war in Iraq to Michael Douglas refusing to take her phone calls after using her for a cum dumpster. The interesting thing about this column - that there’s something interesting about a Dowd column is a first for the 21st century - is that it contains a verbatim quote from a blog written by some dope called
Josh Marshall. Dowd claims that she never read the quote at issue. Instead she claims that she was discussing her Sunday column with a
fuckbuddy friend and that during the conversation he made a telling point, which point she wrote down and subsequently put in her column. The quote, which she claims never to have read, and which she claims to have transcribed from a conversation with her friend, is exactly the same as Marshall’s paragraph, right down to the commas. Which seems to make Dowd something of a liar. Or more of a liar, anyway.
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May 6th, 2009
The actor Dom Deluise, star of such films as
Cannonball Run,
Cannonball Run II,
Smokey and the Bandit II, and
Spaceballs died May 4th in a Los Angeles hospital. He will be missed.
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April 29th, 2009
Faced with the prospect of humiliating defeat in the upcoming Republican primary and a bare two weeks after announcing that the fate of the government rested upon his remaining a member of the Republican party, unreconstituted imbefuckingcile Arlen Specter yesterday announced that he was switching back to the democrat party, from whence he crawled several decades ago. In the short term there are obvious benefits to this move, not the least of which is that by switching Specter will have increased the collective IQs of both Republicans and democrats simultaneously.
Before delivering a boot and a well earned fuck off to the loathsome quisling douche bag, it is well to remember Specter’s dual legacy: the single bullet theory, which postulated that the bullet that killed John F Kennedy was also the bullet that killed William McKinley; and voting “Not Proven” at the impeachment of commander in briefs Bill Clinton, not proven being an arcane Scottish legalism, and Specter being stupid enough to mistake himself for an ancient Brit.
On the bright side, it’s likely the democrats will throw Specter over the side come election time in favor of Ed Rendell or some other fat corrupt sleaztard, especially with Specter facing the possibility of life imprisonment following his conviction on charges of murdering B movie actress Lana Clarkson. Until then Specter will caucus with fellow murderer Ted Kennedy, whose brother’s murder launched Specter into the national spotlight, much as Ted Kennedy launched Specter’s fellow Pennsylvanian Mary Jo Kopechne through the windshield and into Poucha Pond off Chappaquiddick Island, where he left her to drown.
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April 13th, 2009
I.R.S. Form 8863
Part III
Line 12:
If line 10 is equal to or more than line 11, enter the amount from line 7 on line 13 and move on to line 14.
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April 3rd, 2009
A jury found in favor of plagiarist Ward Churchill in his wrongful termination suit against Colorado State University, where the make believe indian formerly headed the ethnic studies program. According to the decision, Churchill will receive $ 1 worth of brightly colored beads, a blanket infested with small pox, and the complete second season of
F Troop on DVD in damages, as well as an apology from the great white father in Washington. Speaking to reporters after the trial, Churchill said that he was “heap happy” with the result, which proved that even in a country as racist as the United States a white devil such as himself could grow up to pretend to be an oppressed minority.
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