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Suckling
What do you get for the cavalier poet who has everything?

1973
I'd like to make her do a nasty on the White House lawn

Everything's Fine
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And so it came to pass that
axis of weasel
was released
and there was much rejoicing

Unfazed by the commercial failure of their previous musical endeavors, The Weasels today announced the release of their latest CD, Axis of Weasel. Recorded at Blue Sky Studios and expertly mixed and mastered at prestigious Big Saucy Sound Studios in New York, Axis is a worthy addition to the Weasel canon, wherein ingenious lyrics about death, insanity, fascism, infidelity - and here, in a startling departure, several delicious varieties of cheese - are combined with infectious popular music colored by eclectic influences ranging from Fletcher Henderson to Frank Zappa.

To the left are sample mp3s from Axis of Weasel. To the right are links to information about and samples from four previous CDs, Fondue Cabaret, Leon's Mystical Head, Uranus or Bust, and GenerationXcrement. If you like what you hear, CDs are ten dollars each, including shipping; there's even a package deal for thrifty types.

THIS JUST IN: We Weasels are all about technology and being on the cutting edge thereof. Which is why we're so proud to announce the debut of our new "My Space" page. If you haven't already heard of My Space, you will. It's a website where individuals and entities can post information about themselves and their interests. It seems pretty "kewl" and we think it might really catch on witht he kids! So check it out.

THE WEASELS AT MY SPACE

Axis of Weasel comprises: 1. Hey Joey Doyle 2. Where Cheese is King 3. Flergen, a Swede 4. Suckling 5. Transparent 6. Whither Goest the Waitress 7. 1973 8. Officer Gerbils 9. Cosmic Rays 10. Under a Cheddar Moon 11. Dirtnap 12. Everything's Fine

Previous Releases



Fondue Cabaret

Recorded live to tape in various basements circa 1992, the first Weasel album met with critical acclaim, and brisk sales followed. Not.



Leon's Mystical Head

A four-day recording marathon in 1995 gave rise to animosities that still exist today.



Uranus or Bust

Recorded between 1996 and 1998, the subtlety titled Uranus or Bust -- it's a play on words, geddit? -- is perhaps the whiniest Weasel album to date.


GenerationXcrement

Alternative and obscure songs and performances. Not that anyone was asking.


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